You pass from New York and onto somewhere much more opaque, and your mind drifts into sequential moments of bridled contentment from an escapade which you felt was overdue. The multitude of platitudes don’t seem to phase you, as boredom is embraced and makes you the lord of drudgery, far away from trying to be spectacular all the time.

Making Pong fun again: craft controllers into a bra, so the player has to fondle its wearer’s breasts to make the paddle move right or left. I am, at current press time, unable to think of anything more arousing, other than applying the same controller to function seamlessly with Super Smash Bros. Melee.

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