Why, Foxy Lollop Is Quite Paunchy!
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006“Yargh!” exclaimed the one-eyed captain with the ruthless beard. “‘Tis does seem I fergot to supply a gift-present for me wench on here holiday season!”
“Don’ worry, cap’n!” reassured the gangly first mate with the clammy skin. “Ye can always make up fer it next Wenchmas!”
Wenchmas is not to be confounded with Christmas.