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Foxy Lollop Has Ill-Nutured A Calf

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

As I consistently roll around town in my Datsun ever Thursday evening, between 7 and 9:30 pm, I oft wonder of the reason for my actions, as such. For I collect no girls to ride alongside, and thus elevating my social standing twentyfold with the lollygaggers at the underpass. I believe I achieve my satisfaction by showing that I can waste gas without consideration for my chequebook, thus establishing my level of wealth for all who can see through my subtle ruse.

One Response to “Foxy Lollop Has Ill-Nutured A Calf”

  1. steve the table Says:

    your a genius case, sorry matt or mark, i’m not great with names… either way, top drawer magazine showing here, none of that truck driver porn
    speaking of lightbulbs, i think i should change the way we look at them, why hide the light with lampshades? surelly your paying for light, why obscure it??? it makes as much sense as i do

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